THINGS TO TEACH YOUR SON:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.

3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.

4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

5. Request the late check-out.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

9. Play with passion or don’t play at all…

10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.

11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.

15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.

16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.

18. Never turn down a breath mint.

20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.

22. Eat lunch with the new kid.

23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.

25. Manners maketh the man.

26. Give credit. Take the blame.

27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.

28. Write down your dreams.

29. Take time to snuggle your pets, they love you so much and are always happy to see you.

30. Be confident and humble at the same time.

31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are and REFUSE to just be ordinary!

32. In all things lead by example not explanation.

33. Dress how you want to be addressed.

34. Respect your elders.

35. Prove yourself to yourself not others.

36. BE BLESSED BY BEING A BLESSING

A poor married man slept with a rich ladyand got paid to feed his family , did he cheat on his wife or he went to work

Man : Sweetheart
Woman : Yes honey
Man : Come here
Woman : Why?
Man : Please come first
Woman : Here I am
Man : Please undress
Woman : I've done that
Man : Remove your panties
Woman : For what?
Man : I said remove your panties
Woman : OK
am nude now
Man : Jump to bed
Woman : Here I am
Man : Open your legs
Woman : Why?
Man : I said open up your legs
Woman : Hmm it's done
Man : Come help me count my money.
Woman : You asked me to go naked why?
Man : Because I don't trust you when it comes
to money.
What were u thinking?

A teacher wanted to teach her
students about self-esteem, so she
asked anyone who thought they were
stupid to stand up. One kid stood
up and the teacher was surprised.
She didn’t think anyone would stand
up so she asked him, “Why did you
stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t
want to leave you standing up by
yourself.”